We're not in Kansas any more, Toto. We were robbed! Someone busted into our car. And it wouldn't be so bad if they actually went through all that trouble to steal something really great and expensive, like a wallet full of money or fancy stereo system, but no. All they took was a really cheap GPS. All that drama and shattered glass and expensive window repair for a jankie GPS. I hope they are REALLY disappointed when they take it to the pawn shop and only get $40. The good news is I used that convenient hole to reach in and steal some gum from Hunter's car the next morning.

jamaica, mon!

Well we're back from Paradise and quite depressed about it really. In my opinion, it was the most fun we have ever had on a vacation together! We enjoyed unlimited pina coladas, unlimited white sand beaches, and unlimited kisses and "I love you's". The trip getting there was quite a disaster and through an unfortunate string of events we ended up stuck in Miama for a night, but we made the most of it by taking a taxi to South Beach and getting deliciousssss sushi. The next morning we finally made it to Jamaica and got straight to work hanging out on the gorgeous white sand beach and eating delicious jerk chicken, washed down by fruity virgin drinks from the bar. That is where we spent most of our time, only to be interupted by the occasional game of shuffleboard or beach volleyball. On Saturday we went on an excursion up the mountains where we kayaked (but not really on kayaks, felt more like pool floaty toys) down a fresh water river that was as clear as the ocean. SOOOOOO much fun! Talking and laughing with our guides Keena and Pretty Ricky made this trip 100x's better. We had water fights, swung on a rope swing, and went on zip lines that zigzagged across the river. Well, I could describe every fun thing we did, but that would take too long, so just enjoy the bazillion pics I uploaded.

Reggae singers that had us bobbing our heads and dancing all night. Free entertainment from a particular extremely drunk man dancing around the crowd.I would estimate that Hunter consumed 2 dozen pina coladas a day. Our room, check out that view!! I would not be surprised if this Jazz jersey mysteriously dissappears before our next trip... Our snorkeling adventure, which was a bust because I am scared enough of the ocean as it is. The throngs of jellyfish made it worse. Everyone jumped out pretty quick.Lots of this.

How did I get such a handsome husband?

Keena and Pretty RickyThis Limestone behind us filters the water and gets rid of 80% of the bacteria! Cool fact.Jerk Obsessed.View from our balcony

This is Captain Hook and Tiger Lily. They hated us and tried to hurt us, but we loved them nonetheless.

Ya, mon!
p.s. don't forget to hear my newly perfected Jamaican accent. Wat gwon mon?

Jamaica

Since we haven't posted on here for a month or so, I wanted to let everyone know we should have some good pictures this time next week because we're headed to Jamaica on Wednesday for a couple days. Should be a BLAST. Aubrey has been excited for it for nearly a month with her countdown and I am starting to feel it creep closer and starting to get more and more excited. I was disappointed BYU lost to Kansas State but I am stoked for Jamaica, snorkeling, pina colada's, pool, beach..... awwwwww da life.

root canal tuesday

I'm obsessed with this book I'm reading, so I have to make this post fast so I can get back to it. FYI- it's "The Help." Love it love it love it.

Okay so I went to the dentist today because a week ago I got a couple fillings and they have caused me occasional bouts of excruciating pain since that great and dreadful day. The dentist, who is hilarious and mysteriously very tan, made me a bet as I settled into that great and dreadful dentist chair that I would need a root canal. After he checked out some x-rays he shouted Hooray- he won the bet. Then he pulled on his powdered rubber gloves, and revved up the drill. Um what? Dr. Pinnegar, you can't be serious, you want to give me a root canal right NOW? "Yes sirree let's send those wimpy tooth nerves to nerve heaven." I must have been so in shock that he called my tooth nerves wimpy that I let him do it. So, today I got my first root canal. And a large prescription of Loratab.

I got PUNKED at work! Check it out

We had a work party (holiday themed) just a couple weeks ago.... Check out me winning a 27' screen MAC!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfSENy-xyok


It's on Youtube and you HAVE to see it. Punked me SO bad! Aubrey thought I looked like an idiot!

freezing stuff

I'm pretty excited right now. I made some delicious vegetarian chili about 2 weeks ago and had a TON leftover. Generally in this situation I would throw out the leftovers because I HATE leftovers, which is very wasteful and selfish of me because all those starving children in Africa could have eaten my very delicious leftovers, and given the option I would be glad to send it to them if I had an address to send it to, but the fact is I don't, so that means mr. trash can gets to eat my delicious leftovers and geez, he probably doesn't even appreciate them as much as someone with a stomach and tastebuds would. Anyway, the point is 2 weeks ago, after I realized I had enough leftover chili to feed a family of 4 for a week, I thought twice about my wasteful habits and decided to freeze it. For the first time in my life, I froze my leftovers. So then today, after a long day at school I came home and skeptically pulled those delicious leftovers out of the freezer, popped them in the microwave for a few minutes, and hallelujah! They are delicious! I would go so far to say they are even more delicious than 2 weeks ago. What a beautiful discovery that will save the Hartmans much future time and money. My mother would be so proud.

so great.

I seriously love this show SO much, I had to write a blog about it. It's ridiculously fun watching him consume a weeks worth of calories in just one sitting. Burgers, pizzas, cold cut sandwiches, milkshakes, chili dogs, ribs, pancakes, burritos, spicy chicken wings, fried chicken, fish sandwiches... its all so nastily delicious. Watching it makes me hungry for everything unhealthy in the world. It is so strangely satisfying for me to sit here on my couch, starving from this torturous crash diet, living vicariously through Adam as he conquers 10,000 calories of fried food. As we speak I am watching a marathon of episodes I have saved on our tivo...I gotta go text Hunter to bring me home something fried and greasy. Yum.