Last weekend Hunter and I went to the Utah State Fair...hahahahaWOW. The only way to really enjoy this traveling trash fests is to understand that the roots of this animal abusing, people exploiting, smelly, money-sucking event dates back over 100 years and has made little to no improvements in the past century. Then, and only then, it really is COMPLETELY amusing. Booths tempting you to "Come see the smallest lady in the world!" for 50 cents and "A man-eating alligator!" for a buck made me seriously wonder about humanity's idea of entertainment.
Funnel Cake. Don't want to even know the nutrition facts on this baby.
OKAY FINE I'll admit it! We DID pay the $6 to see the "Strangest Things in the World!" side show and I'll even more shamefully admit that Hunter totally loved it (I, on the other hand, was totally creeped and even teared up at the sight of the poor cow whose crime was nothing more than being born with a defect, therefore condemneding itself to a life of torture). A 2-headed turtle, a cow with legs growing out of it's back, a pig with 2 snouts, a devil baby fetus in a jar, and a totally believable petrified mermaid carcass that looked suspiciously like a barbie covered in paper mache. Hmmm.
Anyway, the highlight for me was the ferris wheel! All cute moments in movies and TV happen on the Ferris wheel. They are a magnet for relationship cuteness, and as a girl, those are the moments we live for. 
First of all, I was watching Jake Heaps on TV. For those of you unloyal BYU fans or non BYU fans, he is the incoming 5 star QB from Seattle area.
ReplyDeleteSecondly, I want everyone to know that Aubrey DID truly look as beautiful at the fair as she does in these pictures and yes I certainly married up.
Thirdly, the freak show was by far the best of the Fair...Everything else was surrounded by freaks and animal cruelty, neither of which I support...unfortunately.