Saturday, March 5, 2011

another promise fulfilled

25 Reasons cats are better than dogs (I made this all on my own)
1. They can be potty trained.
2. They don't bark or yelp or growl at strangers.
3. They are self sufficient, not needy, but always there for you. The perfect roommate.
4. They like to snuggle but don't make your hands smell after you pet them.
5. They have sass.
6. They don't have overly aggressive or demanding personalities. like dogs.
7. Cats can climb trees.
8. They will bring you presents to show they love you, like a squirrel head or bird guts.
9. The sound of a cat purring is pure bliss.
10. There is no such thing as cat fighting. Because cats are too smart, and loving.
11. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3iFhLdWjqc
12. They don't do sicknasty things like toot or hump things/strangers.
13.
When they have to go, they cover it up. Unlike dogs, who leave trails of poo in your parking garage to be stepped in.
14.
No one has ever been killed by a cat attack.
15. House cats are in the same family as lions, tigers, and cheetahs. Domesticated dogs are in the same family as coyotes, jackals, and dingos. Uh huh.
16. Cats can catch BIRDS. That is crazy. How do they do that?
17. Cats can hang outdoors without being watched. Dogs, on the other hand, have to be babysat or chained up at all times. Otherwise they get hit by a car, attack a stranger, or get lost.
18. Cats are always looking for an adventure. Dogs are always looking for attention and validation.
19. Cats bathe themselves.
20.You don't have to get up at 6am to walk your cat. Because they have been walking around all night, doing adventurous stuff.
21. Cats don't drool.
22. Cats have the most acute sense of when you are feeling down, and in no time will be found curiously poking around and nuzzling you to cheer you up.
23. Sometimes cats don't like you. And that's an evolutionary quality called discretion. Dogs are unfamiliar with this principle.
24. Cats have kittens.
25.
AND finally...in the U.S., households earning $60,000 or more annually are twice as likely to have a cat than a dog
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I LOVE CATS CATS CATS.

4 comments:

  1. 26. If you can pet a cat until it falls asleep you can go straight to heaven when you die.

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  2. 27. You don't have to put a diaper on a cat because it pees on your carpet during the night. (true story, although I love sammy the dog and she was old and couldn't control her bladder).

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  3. the crazy cat lady strikes again! awesome post! gonna use this for my persuasive unit!!! :)

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  4. I feel the same way. My favorite was the nighttime adventures. YOu always make me laugh!! Miss you aubs...

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